Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday August 28, 2012

A team playing baseball in Dallas Called the umpire blind...
A team playing baseball in Dallas Called the umpire blind out of malice. While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.

X windows: Something you can be ashamed of. 30%...
X windows: Something you can be ashamed of. 30% more entropy than the leading window system. The first fully modular software disaster. Rome was destroyed in a day. Warn your friends about it. Climbing...

I've built a better model than the one at Data General For data...
I've built a better model than the one at Data General For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality; My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality. My storage system's better than magnetic core polarity,...