Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday November 7, 2013

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed...
There once was a man named Lodge, who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge. When his date was strapped in, He committed a sin, without ever leaving the garage.

There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl,...
There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl, "If you please, It would give me great bliss If, while playing with this, You would pay some attention to these!"

While out on a date in his Fiat, The man exclaimed...
While out on a date in his Fiat, The man exclaimed "Where's my key at?" As he bent down to seek, She let out a shriek: "That's not where it's likely to be at."

Vax Vobiscum
Vax Vobiscum

IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS;...
IBM had a PL/I, Its syntax worse than JOSS; And everywhere this language went, It was a total loss.