Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday February 1, 2013

A guest in a household quite charmless Was informed...
A guest in a household quite charmless Was informed its eccentric was harmless: "If you're caught unawares At the head of the stairs, Just remember, he's eyeless and armless." -- Edward Gorey

Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood...
Moishe Margolies, who weighed all of 105 pounds and stood an even five feet in his socks, was taking his first airplane trip. He took a seat next to a hulking bruiser of a man who happened to be the heavyweight champion of the world. Little Moishe...