Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 4, 2013

There was a young man of Arras Who stretched himself out on...
There was a young man of Arras Who stretched himself out on the grass, And with no little trouble, He bent himself double, And stuck his prick well up his ass.

There was a young man of Saskatchewan, Whose penis was truly...
There was a young man of Saskatchewan, Whose penis was truly gargantuan. It was good for large whores, And for small dinosaurs, And was rough enough to scratch a match upon.