Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday February 14, 2013

From the bathing machine came a din As of jollification...
From the bathing machine came a din As of jollification within; It was heard far and wide, And the incoming tide Had a definite flavour of gin. -- Edward Gorey

There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought...
There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse, And the knees of the man who had crossed her.