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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday June 12, 2013


A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature... please...
A pretty foot is one of the greatest gifts of nature... please send me your last pair of shoes, already worn out in dancing... so I can have something of yours to press against my heart. -- Goethe

Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in...
Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.

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