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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday June 24, 2013


There was a young maiden from Osset Whose quim was nine inches...
There was a young maiden from Osset Whose quim was nine inches across it. Said a young man named Tong, With tool nine inches long, "I'll put bugger-in if I loss it."

"If value corrupts then absolute value corrupts...
"If value corrupts then absolute value corrupts absolutely."

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