Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday June 7, 2013

There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were...
There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy--but cannie: A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny.

There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick...
There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.

There was a young girl from Peru, Who noticed her lovers were...
There was a young girl from Peru, Who noticed her lovers were few; So she walked out her door With a fig leaf, no more, And now she's in bed - with the flu.

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do...
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. -- A.H. Weiler