Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday May 5, 2016

Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that...
Fortune Documents the Great Legal Decisions: We think that we may take judicial notice of the fact that the term "bitch" may imply some feeling of endearment when applied to a female of the canine species but that it is seldom, if ever,...

If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given...
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.

There once was a girl named Mcgoffin Who was diddled amazingly...
There once was a girl named Mcgoffin Who was diddled amazingly often. She was rogered by scores Who'd been turned down by whores, And was finally screwed in her coffin.

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

Save gas, don't use the shell.
Save gas, don't use the shell.