Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday May 17, 2016

A graduate student named Zac Was said to be great in the sack...
A graduate student named Zac Was said to be great in the sack. An inch of his boner Put girls in a coma And two gave them epileptic attacks.

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink ( as you bastards think ) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

"...and scantily clad females, of course. Who cares...
"...and scantily clad females, of course. Who cares if it's below zero outside" (By Linus Torvalds)

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning...
Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable...