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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday May 10, 2016


Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girlfriend a martini.

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