Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday May 2, 2016

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing...
Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. -- Walt Kelly

There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to...
There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lovers desire. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

There was a young man with a fiddle Who asked of his girl,...
There was a young man with a fiddle Who asked of his girl, "Do you diddle?" She replied, "Yes, I do, But prefer to with two -- It's twice as much fun in the middle."