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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday April 13, 2017


The best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless,...
The best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. -- Wordsworth

There was a young soldier from Munich Whose penis hung down...
There was a young soldier from Munich Whose penis hung down past his tunic, And their chops girls would lick When they thought of his prick, But alas! he was only a eunuch.

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