Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 1, 2017

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

The shortest distance between two points is under...
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. -- Noelie Alito

This week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down!
This week only, all our fiber-fill jackets are marked down!

Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long. --...
Two can Live as Cheaply as One for Half as Long. -- Howard Kandel

Work without a vision is slavery, Vision without work is a pipe...
Work without a vision is slavery, Vision without work is a pipe dream, But vision with work is the hope of the world.