Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday April 6, 2017

If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier...
If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport. -- George Winters

There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life...
There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly. Because in their haste They used library paste, Instead of petroleum jelly.

There once was a plumber from Leigh Who was plumbing his maid...
There once was a plumber from Leigh Who was plumbing his maid by the sea. Said she, "Please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming!" Said he, "Yes, I know love, it's me."