Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 8, 2017

You will never know hunger.
You will never know hunger.

There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip...
There was a young man from Peru, Who took a long trip by canoe. While staring at Venus, And rubbing his penis, He wound up with a handful of goo.

Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.
Actors will happen even in the best-regulated families.

I can't understand why a person will take a year or two...
I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. -- Fred Allen