Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday September 13, 2017

Auribus teneo lupum. [I hold a wolf by the ears.]
Auribus teneo lupum. [I hold a wolf by the ears.]

A middle-aged codger named Bruin Found his love life completely...
A middle-aged codger named Bruin Found his love life completely in ruin, For he flirted with flirts Wearing pants and no skirts, And he never got in for no screwin'.

There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package...
There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a package of seeds. Great tufts of grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were all covered with weeds.