A cautious young fellow named Tunney
Had a whang that was worth...A cautious young fellow named Tunney
Had a whang that was worth any money.
When eased in half-way,
The girl's sigh made him say,
"Why the sigh?" "For the rest of it, honey."
A certain young man, it was noted,
Went about in the heat...A certain young man, it was noted,
Went about in the heat thickly-coated;
He said, "You may scoff,
But I shan't take it off;
Underneath I am horribly bloated."
-- Edward Gorey
A certain young sheik of Algiers
Said to his harem, "My...A certain young sheik of Algiers
Said to his harem, "My dears,
Though you may think it odd of me,
I'm tired of just sodomy
Let's try straight fucking." (loud cheers!)
A chap down in Oklahoma
Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,
...A chap down in Oklahoma
Had a cock that could sing La Paloma,
But the sweetness of pitch
Couldn't put off the hitch
Of impotence, size and aroma.
A charmer from old Amarillo,
Sick of finding strange heads...A charmer from old Amarillo,
Sick of finding strange heads on her pillow,
Decided one day
That to keep men away
She would stuff up her crevice with Brillo.
A chippy who worked in Black Bluff
Had a pussy as large as...A chippy who worked in Black Bluff
Had a pussy as large as a muff.
It had room for both hands
And some intimate glands,
And was soft as a little duck's fluff.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long...There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts,
Whose pleasure...There's a young Yiddish slut with two cunts,
Whose pleasure in life is to pruntz.
When one pireg is shot,
There's that alternate twat,
But the ausgefuckt male merely grunts.