Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday September 1, 2017

Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.
Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.

A busy young lady named Gloria Was had by Sir Gerald...
A busy young lady named Gloria Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier And then by six men, Sir Gerald again, And the band at the Waldorf-Astoria.

A passionate red-haired girl When you kissed her, her senses...
A passionate red-haired girl When you kissed her, her senses would whirl, And her twat would get wet, And would wiggle and fret, And her cunt-lips would curl and unfurl.

There once was a man from Nantee Who buggered an ape in...
There once was a man from Nantee Who buggered an ape in a tree. The results were most horrid All ass and no forehead Three balls and a purple goatee.

There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who took grain to...
There was a young girl of Aberystwyth Who took grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's sun, Jack, Laid her flat on her back, And united the organs they pissed with.

There was a young lady named Schneider Who often kept trysts...
There was a young lady named Schneider Who often kept trysts with a spider. She found a strange bliss, In the hiss of her piss, As it strained through the cobwebs inside her.