Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday September 3, 2019

There was a young girl in Berlin Who eked out a living through...
There was a young girl in Berlin Who eked out a living through sin. She didn't mind fucking, But much preferred sucking, And she'd wipe off the pricks on her chin.

There was a young girl in Dakota Had a letter from Ickes;...
There was a young girl in Dakota Had a letter from Ickes; he wrote her: "In addition to gas We are rationing ass, And you've greatly exceeded your quota."

There was a young girl name McKnight Who got drunk with...
There was a young girl name McKnight Who got drunk with her boy-friend one night. She came to in bed, With a split maidenhead-- That's the last time she ever was tight.