Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday September 5, 2019

Each Friday his engines abort, But Scotty is never caught...
Each Friday his engines abort, But Scotty is never caught short. He fills his machines With space-navy beans, And farts the ship back into port.

There's a vicar who's classed as nefarious, Since his shocking...
There's a vicar who's classed as nefarious, Since his shocking perversions are various... He will bugger some lad With a dildo (the cad!) While exulting, "My pleasure's vicarious!"

Under the spreading chestnut tree The village smith he sat, ...
Under the spreading chestnut tree The village smith he sat, Amusing himself By abusing himself And catching the load in his hat.