Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday October 13, 2020

In the garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking...
In the garden of Eden lay Adam, Complacently stroking his madam And loud was his mirth For on all of the earth There were only two balls and he had'em.

There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought...
There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse, And the knees of the man who had crossed her.

When they asked a pert baggage name Alice, Who'd been bedded...
When they asked a pert baggage name Alice, Who'd been bedded and banged in the palace, "Was he modest or vain?" "Was he regal or plain?" She replied, "He's a jolly good phallus!"