Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday October 20, 2020

There was a young monk from Siberia Whose life got drearia'...
There was a young monk from Siberia Whose life got drearia' and drearia' Till he did to a nun What shouldn't be done And made her a mother superia'.

Young Frederick the great was a beaut. To a guard he cried,...
Young Frederick the great was a beaut. To a guard he cried, "Hey, man, you're cute. If you'll come to my palace, I'll finger your phallus, And then I shall blow on your flute."