Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 3, 2020

There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were...
There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach. He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich. But this tale has an unhappy finich, For due to the sand in the spinach ...

When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.
When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.