Humor: Monday February 24, 2020 - Worst of Fortunes Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Jan 7, 2025
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 24, 2020


There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets...
There was a bluestocking in Florence Wrote anti-sex pamphlets in torrents, Till a Spanish grandee, Got her off with his knee, And she burned all her works with abhorrence.

There was an old maid from Cape Cod Who thought all good things...
There was an old maid from Cape Cod Who thought all good things came from god. But it wasn't the almighty Who lifted her nighty, It was Roger, the lodger, by god.

Consider the following axioms carefully: ...
Consider the following axioms carefully: "Everything's better when it sits on a Ritz." and "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it." What happens if one spreads Blue Bonnet margarine on a Ritz cracker? ...

Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 24, 2020
JanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec
1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526272829
All Time Worst  |  Year's Worst  |  Month's Worst  |  Today's Worst
Best of Fortunes Worst of Fortunes
20252024202320222021
20202019201820172016
20152014201320122011
2008200720062005 
20252024202320222021
20202019201820172016
20152014201320122011
2008200720062005 
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes