Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday September 29, 2020

There once was a fellow named Potts Who was prone to having...
There once was a fellow named Potts Who was prone to having the trots But his humble abode Was without a commode So his carpet was covered with spots.

There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow...
There was a young lady of Gloucester, Met a passionate fellow who tossed her. She wasn't much hurt, But he dirtied her skirt, So think of the anguish it cost her.