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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday September 23, 2020


Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill...
Some men are so macho they'll get you pregnant just to kill a rabbit. -- Maureen Murphy

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

There once was a lady from Exeter, So pretty that men craned...
There once was a lady from Exeter, So pretty that men craned their necks at her. One was even so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.

While out on a date in his Fiat, The man exclaimed...
While out on a date in his Fiat, The man exclaimed "Where's my key at?" As he bent down to seek, She let out a shriek: "That's not where it's likely to be at."

The meek shall inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to...
The meek shall inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.

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