Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday November 15, 2021

There was a young lady from Exeter, So pretty that men craned...
There was a young lady from Exeter, So pretty that men craned their necks at her. One was even so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.

There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual...
There was a young lady of Wheeling Who professed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris, And she had to be scraped off the ceiling.

A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him...
A manager asked a programmer how long it would take him to finish the program on which he was working. "I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied. "I think you are being unrealistic," said the manager...