Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday November 5, 2021

There once was a couple named Kelly Who walked around...
There once was a couple named Kelly Who walked around belly-to-belly. It seems in their haste, They used Carter's paste Instead of petroleum jelly.

There once was a dentist named Stone Who saw all his patients...
There once was a dentist named Stone Who saw all his patients alone. In a fit of depravity He filled the wrong cavity, And my, how his practice has grown!

A musician, an artist, an architect: the man or woman...
A musician, an artist, an architect: the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian. -- William Blake