Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday March 9, 2021

There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night...
There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night and all day He soon became sore You shoulda' heard him roar When his wife rubbed his balls with Ben-Gay!

There was a young man of Tibet -- And this is the strangest...
There was a young man of Tibet -- And this is the strangest one yet -- His prick was so long, And so pointed and strong, He could bugger six sheep en brochette.