Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday March 27, 2021

A wide-bottomed girl named Trasket Had a hole as big as...
A wide-bottomed girl named Trasket Had a hole as big as a basket. A spot, as a bride, In it now, you could hide, And include with your luggage your mascot.

There was a young man from Seattle Whose testicles tended...
There was a young man from Seattle Whose testicles tended to rattle. He said as he fuck-ed Some stones in a bucket, "If Stravinsky won't deafen you -- that'll."

Winter is here with his grouch, The time when you sneeze...
Winter is here with his grouch, The time when you sneeze and you slouch. You can't take your women Canoein' or swimmin', But a lot can be done on a couch.

The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found...
The lagging activity in a project will invariably be found in the area where the highest overtime rates lie waiting.