Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday April 28, 2021

There was a young fellow of Perth Whose balls were the finest...
There was a young fellow of Perth Whose balls were the finest on earth. They grew to such size That one won a prize, And goodness knows what they were worth.

Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd...
Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?

I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!! Equip...
I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!! Equip me with MISSILES!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...