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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 3, 2021A pious young lady of Chichester
Made all of the saints...
A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints in their niches stir And each morning at matin Her breast in pink satin Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long... There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it." The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism... The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism. -- Dorothy Parker Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday April 3, 2021
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