Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday June 12, 2021

There once were two brothers named Luntz Who buggered each...
There once were two brothers named Luntz Who buggered each other at once. When asked to account For this intricate mount, They said, "Ass-holes are tighter than cunts."

There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once...
There was a young man of Bombay Who buggered his dad once a day. He said, "I like, rather, Fucking my father -- He's clean, and there's nothing to pay."

(from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning...
(from /usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c, concerning RTT [retransmission timeout])