Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday March 11, 2023

An anonymous woman we knew Was dozing one day in her pew; ...
An anonymous woman we knew Was dozing one day in her pew; When the preacher yelled "Sin!" She said, "Count me in As soon as the service is through."

There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found there's no tit for Tat.

A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons...
A little dog goes into a saloon in the Wild West, and beckons to the bartender. "Hey, bartender, gimme a whiskey." The bartender ignores him. "Hey bartender, gimme a whiskey!" Still ignored. "HEY...

About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.
About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog.

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty...
It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.

Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric...
Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.

(1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything...
(1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes.

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