Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday March 20, 2023

An uptight young lady named Breerley Who valued her morals...
An uptight young lady named Breerley Who valued her morals too dearly Had sex, so I hear, Only once every year, And she strained her vagina severely.

And earnest young woman in Thrace Said, "Darling, that's...
And earnest young woman in Thrace Said, "Darling, that's not the right place!" So he gave her a thwack, And did on her back, What he couldn't have done face to face.

There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small...
There was a young lady whose cunt Could accomodate a small punt. Her mother said, "Annie, It matches your fanny, Which never was that of a runt."