Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday March 22, 2023

There once was a man from Exameter Who had a prodigious...
There once was a man from Exameter Who had a prodigious diameter But it wasn't the size That brought forth the cries 'Twas his rythm, iambic pentameter.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

There was a young girl of Pawtucket Whose box was as big as...
There was a young girl of Pawtucket Whose box was as big as a bucket. Her boy-friend said, "Toots, I'll have to wear boots, For I see I must muck it, not fuck it."

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks...
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart that looks at her watch. -- James Beard