Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday March 17, 2023

There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was...
There was a young fellow named Sweeney, Whose girl was a terrible meanie, The hatch of her snatch, Had a catch that would latch, She could only be screwed by Houdini.

There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You...
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina Is the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong."

Tobacco is a filthy weed, That from the devil does proceed;...
Tobacco is a filthy weed, That from the devil does proceed; It drains your purse, it burns your clothes, And makes a chimney of your nose. -- B. Waterhouse