Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday March 21, 2023

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There was a young man of Belgrade Who slept with a girl in...
There was a young man of Belgrade Who slept with a girl in the trade. She said to him, "Jack, Try the hole in the back; The front one is badly decayed."