Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday March 30, 2023

There was a young lady named Mable Who liked to sprawl out...
There was a young lady named Mable Who liked to sprawl out on the table, Then cry to her man, "Stuff in all you can -- Get your ballocks in, too, if you're able."

There was a young lady named Maud, A terrible society fraud: ...
There was a young lady named Maud, A terrible society fraud: In company, I'm told, She was distant and cold, But if you got her alone, Oh God!

Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.
Q: Are we not men? A: We are Vaxen.