Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday January 27, 2024

There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like...
There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like a young boy Though it tickled to kiss 'Twas a source of much bliss When she used it to brush a man's toy.

A space shuttle pilot named Ventry, Made love to a lovely girl...
A space shuttle pilot named Ventry, Made love to a lovely girl sentry. She started to pout, Because it fell out, But the mission was saved by re-entry.

There was a young girl of Moline Whose fucking was sweet...
There was a young girl of Moline Whose fucking was sweet and obscene. She would work on a prick With every known trick, And finish by winking it clean.

There was a young girl of Newcastle Whose charms were declared...
There was a young girl of Newcastle Whose charms were declared universal. While one man in front Wired into her cunt, Another was engaged at her arsehole.