Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday January 29, 2024

There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like...
There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like a young boy Though it tickled to kiss 'Twas a source of much bliss When she used it to brush a man's toy.

It is so very hard to be...
It is so very hard to be an on-your-own-take-care-of- yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown up.

There was an old bishop from Buckingham Who fell in love with...
There was an old bishop from Buckingham Who fell in love with some oysters while shucking 'em. His wife with distain Could scarcely restrain That sprightly old bishop from * * *.