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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday November 26, 2024


You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham, Well, here's the...
You've heard of the bishop of Birmingham, Well, here's the new story concerning 'im : He buggers the choir As they sing "Ave Maria," And fucks all the girls whilst confirming 'em.

Young Frederick the great was a beaut. To a guard he cried,...
Young Frederick the great was a beaut. To a guard he cried, "Hey, man, you're cute. If you'll come to my palace, I'll finger your phallus, And then I shall blow on your flute."

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