Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday December 22, 2024

An inquisitive virgin named Dora Asked the man who started...
An inquisitive virgin named Dora Asked the man who started to bore 'er : "Do you mean birds and bees Go through antics like these, To suppy us our fauna and flora?"

There was a young woman of Cheadle, Who once gave the clap to...
There was a young woman of Cheadle, Who once gave the clap to a beadle. Said she, "Does it itch?" "It does, you damned bitch, And it burns like hell-fire when I peedle."

I was eatin' some chop suey, With a lady in St. Louie, When...
I was eatin' some chop suey, With a lady in St. Louie, When there sudden comes a knockin' at the door. And that knocker, he says, "Honey, Roll this rocker out some money, Or your daddy shoots a baddie to the floor." -- Mr. Miggle