Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday December 11, 2024

As tourists inspected the apse An ominous series of raps ...
As tourists inspected the apse An ominous series of raps Came from under the altar, Which caused some to falter And others to shriek and collapse. -- Edward Gorey

There was a young lady named Mable Who liked to sprawl out...
There was a young lady named Mable Who liked to sprawl out on the table, Then cry to her man, "Stuff in all you can -- Get your ballocks in, too, if you're able."

There was a young lady of Bicester Who was nicer by far than...
There was a young lady of Bicester Who was nicer by far than her sister: The sister would giggle And wiggle and jiggle, But this one would come if you kissed her.

There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up...
There was a young man of Darjeeling Whose cock reached up to the ceiling. In the electric light socket, He'd put it and rock it-- Oh God! What a wonderful feeling!