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Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
Your lucky number is 3552664958674928. Watch for it everywhere.
There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her quim...
There was a young girl from New York Who plugged up her quim with a cork A woodpecker or two Made the grade, it is true, But it totally baffled the stork.
As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em, We may live...
As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em, We may live with, but cannot live without 'em. -- Frederic Reynolds
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