Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday March 26, 2024

There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl,...
There was a young man of Dumfries Who said to his girl, "If you please, It would give me great bliss If, while playing with this, You would pay some attention to these!"

An envious girl named McMeanus Was jealous of her lover's...
An envious girl named McMeanus Was jealous of her lover's big penis. It was small consolation That the rest of the nation Of women were with her in weeness.

There was a young lady named Ransom Who was raped three times...
There was a young lady named Ransom Who was raped three times in a hansom When she cried out for more Said a voice from the floor, "My name, ma'am, is Simpson, not Samson

A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt...
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?", stardate 3468.1.