Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday March 19, 2024

There once was a young man from Yuma Who attempted sex with...
There once was a young man from Yuma Who attempted sex with a puma He gave up real quick Minus nose, toes, and prick In obvious pain and ill huma.

There was a young fellow of Warwick Who had reason for feeling...
There was a young fellow of Warwick Who had reason for feeling euphoric, For he could by election Have triune erection: Ionic, Corinthian, and Doric.