Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday May 19, 2024

The late Brigham Young was no neuter -- No faggot, no fairy,...
The late Brigham Young was no neuter -- No faggot, no fairy, no fruiter. Where ten thousand virgins Succumbed to his urgin's There now stands the great State of Utah.

There was a young woman called Pearl Who quite resembled...
There was a young woman called Pearl Who quite resembled a churl; When she asked a young man named Tex Whether he would like to have sex, "Certainly," quoth he, "Who's the girl?"