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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday September 5, 2024


There was a young lady named Fleager Who was terribly, terribly...
There was a young lady named Fleager Who was terribly, terribly eager To be all the rage On the tragedy stage, Though her talents were pitifully meagre. -- Edward Gorey

There was a young lady of Arden, The tool of whose swain...
There was a young lady of Arden, The tool of whose swain wouldn't harden. Said she with a frown, "I've been sadly let down By the tool of a fool in a garden."

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